Thursday, September 22, 2005

Is Drinking Cum Good For You? Find out with your "Cum Nutrition Facts." One interesting and little-known fact for you ladies: drinking the cum of a webmaster is the equivalent to getting two hours of vigorous exercise, while taking in all of your daily nutritional requirements, and all the while taking in just 5-15 calories. Blowing me twice a day should get your body lookin' like Hilary Swank's in about a month. But act now, supplies are limited. Especially at my age.

1 comment:

  1. This news needs wide circulation. All young women NEED to know that a dickload of cum is as good as a multi-vitamin, and much cheaper.

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