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KIM JONG-IL NAMES NON-MADMAN TO SUCCEED HIM. Critics Question Qualifications of Apparently Sane Nominee

• Speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of being thrown into the core of a nuclear reactor, one such critic said, “With all of the insane people in Kim’s government, why would he pick a non-lunatic with no madman experience whatsoever?”
• For his part, Kim told reporters today that madman experience was “overrated” and that he believed that his personal chef was the best choice: “I am fully confident that as President of North Korea, Kyung Hwa Chim will be capable of making totally unhinged, loony decisions.”