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Classic Nude Scenes

Some years ago, our friendly rival Mr. Skin made a list of the all-time top 100 scenes of celebrity nudity. Some ambitious (if slightly crazy) guy gathered all 100 film clips and joined them into a movie which consists of one hour and 44 minutes of the best nude scenes of all time. This is, in our estimation, a much better film concept than "That's Entertainment!" Call it "That's Gazongas!"

Sings ...

"Call 'em boobs

Call 'em hooters or breasts

Give me tits

And forget all the rest

Make 'em big

They're the ones I like best

Those are gazongas."

Here it is on Rapidshare in ten parts. The clips will play separately, but there is nothing missing between them, so they could be re-joined back into a continuous film. (NOTE: The clips are NOT presented in the same order as the list.)

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Here is the list of the scenes included:

100 Kathleen Turner - Body Heat ('81)

99 Susan Dey - First Love ('77)

98 Helen Hunt - The Waterdance ('92)

97 Mariel Hemingway - Personal Best ('82)

96 Diane Lane - Lady Beware ('87)

95 Anne Heche - Wild Side ('95)

94 Sylvia Kristel - Emmanuelle ('74)

93 Gretchen Mol - Forever Mine ('99)

92 Rachel Miner - Bully ('01)

91 Nastassja Kinski - Cat People ('82)

90 Melanie Griffith - Something Wild ('86)

89 Beverly D'Angelo - Vacation ('83)

88 Jennifer Tilly - Blue Iguana ('00)

87 Valerie Perrine - Steambath ('72)

86 Kathleen Beller - The Betsy ('78)

85 Betsy Russell - Private School ('83)

84 Gina Gershon - Showgirls ('95)

83 Alex Kingston - Essex Boys ('00)

82 Laura Linney - Maze ('00)

81 Pam Anderson - Barb Wire ('95)

80 Adrienne Barbeau - Swamp Thing ('82)

79 Ursula Andress - The Sensuous Nurse ('75)

78 Catherine Bell - Death Becomes Her ('92)

77 Annette Bening - The Grifters ('90)

76 Jacqueline Bisset - Secrets ('71)

75 Linda Blair - Chained Heat ('83)

74 Bo Derek - 10 ('79)

73 Madeleine Stowe - China Moon ('91)

72 Lea Thompson - All the Right Moves ('83)

71 Elizabeth Hurley - Aria ('87)

70 Rebecca De Mornay - Risky Business ('83)

69 Jaime Pressly - Poison Ivy 3 ('97)

68 Susan Sarandon - The Hunger ('83)

67 Hudson Leick - Denial ('98)

66 Rene Russo - The Thomas Crown Affair ('99)

65 Suzanna Hamilton - 1984 ('84)

64 Lynn Whitfield - The Josephine Baker Story ('91)

63 Hedy Lamarr - Ecstasy ('32)

62 Rosanna Arquette - The Wrong Man ('93)

61 Suzanne Somers - Magnum Force ('73)

60 Catherine Bach - Nicole ('73)

59 Julie Andrews - S.O.B. ('81)

58 Fionnula Flanagan - James Joyce's Women ('83)

57 Penelope Cruz - Open Your Eyes ('97)

56 Toni Collette - 8 1/2 Women ('99)

55 Jamie Lee Curtis - Trading Places ('83)

54 Connie Stevens - The Sex Symbol ('74)

53 Heather Graham - Boogie Nights ('97)

52 Lana Wood - Demon Rage ('81)

51 Natasha Henstridge - Species ('95)

50 Jane March - Color of Night ('94)

49 Madonna - Body of Evidence ('93)

48 Kim Basinger - The Getaway ('94)

47 Brigitte Bardot - Ms. Don Juan ('73)

46 Drew Barrymore - Doppelganger: The Evil Within ('93)

45 Reese Witherspoon - Twilight ('98)

44 Cybill Shepherd - Last Picture Show ('71)

43 Katie Holmes - The Gift ('00)

42 Carre Otis - Wild Orchid ('90)

41 Susan George - Straw Dogs ('71)

40 Maria Schneider - Last Tango in Paris ('72)

39 Laetitia Casta - La Bicyclette bleue ('00)

38 Elle MacPherson - Sirens ('94)

37 Ann-Margret - Carnal Knowledge ('71)

36 Charlize Theron - The Devil's Advocate ('97)

35 Minnie Driver - Mr. Wroe's Virgins ('93)

34 Stella Stevens - Slaughter ('72)

33 Emmanuelle Beart - La Belle Noiseuse ('92)

32 Andrea Thompson - A Gun, a Car, a Blonde ('97)

31 Lisa Bonet - Angel Heart ('87)

30 Lynda Carter - Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw ('76)

29 Julie Christie - Don't Look Now ('73)

28 Julianne Moore - Short Cuts ('93)

27 Angelina Jolie - Gia ('98)

26 Kate Winslet - Jude ('96)

25 Elizabeth Berkley - Showgirls ('95)

24 Daryl Hannah - At Play in the Fields of the Lord ('91)

23 Mathilda May - Lifeforce ('85)

22 Sherilyn Fenn - Two Moon Junction ('88)

21 Demi Moore - Striptease ('96)

20 Susan Blakely - Capone ('75)

19 Nicole Kidman - Eyes Wide Shut ('99)

18 Shannon Elizabeth - American Pie ('99)

17 Michelle Johnson - Blame it on Rio ('84)

16 Nicole Eggert - Blown Away ('92)

15 Ashley Judd - Norma Jean and Marilyn ('96)

14 Halle Berry - Monster's Ball ('01)

13 Angie Dickinson - Big Bad Mama ('74)

12 Dana Delany - Exit to Eden ('94)

11 Pam Grier - Coffy ('73)

10 Meredith Baxter - My Breast ('94)

9 Jayne Mansfield - Promises! Promises! ('63)

8 Alyssa Milano - Embrace of the Vampire ('94)

7 Sophie Marceau - Beyond the Clouds ('95)

6 Kelly Preston - Mischief ('85)

5 Denise Richards - Wild Things ('98)

4 Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot ('90)

3 Sharon Stone - Basic Instinct ('92)

2 Mimi Rogers - Full Body Massage ('95)

1 Phoebe Cates - Fast Times at Ridgemont High ('82)