Thursday, July 03, 2008

Usmagazine.com | Katie Holmes Less Popular Than Nicole Kidman on Broadway

Katie Holmes Less Popular Than Nicole Kidman on Broadway

I dunno. Do you think maybe it's because Nicole Kidman was stark naked in her show, while Katie is fully dressed in an unanticipated revival of a 60-year-old Arthur Miller play that was a complete bore even when it was new in 1947?

Give Katie five minutes on stage naked, and you'll see the tickets start to move. In fact, drop the entire Arthur Miller play and just have Katie do 90 minutes of naked gymnastics, and that sucker will run longer than Cats. And that's "now and forever." You could even call it "Cats," or maybe another word for the same animal.

1 comment:

  1. Let her get naked & feign sex, ala Nicole Kidman & it'll be a sure fire hit.

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