Monday, August 24, 2009

What a coup! Heyman Hustle lands an interview with the single greatest human being in human history.


Can you guess who it is? Here are some hints:

  • He's more compassionate than Gandhi; more beloved than Buddha; wiser than Socrates.
  • He's funnier than any of the Marxes except Karl. (And maybe Shae.)
  • Brad Pitt refuses to stand next to him for fear of looking frumpy.
  • His semen cures cancer. (Or, if you don't have cancer, prevents it.)

And yet, despite all of that, he works as a Wal-Mart greeter and has to pay for his beef jerky with food stamps. Perhaps he will be properly appreciated by future generations.

2 comments:

  1. Nice nod to Other Crap. I've been visiting this site for at least five years. Before that, I visited the Movie House every few days but I didn't know anything about the blog! I found it when the new reviews slowed down to a crawl and I started to wonder if they had moved somewhere else.

    Scoopy, why don't you have time for reviews anymore? I miss that time when Tuna and you wrote about all the new releases.

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  2. Sweet! at least a crap peddler like Paul E. Dangerously recognizes your genius! I discovered the Fun House back in '98, and was a paying member for about a year when it was first implemented, but have been a loyal follower since. Always appreciative of your efforts.

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