What a coup!
Heyman Hustle lands an interview with the single greatest human being in human history.
Can you guess who it is? Here are some hints:
- He's more compassionate than Gandhi; more beloved than Buddha; wiser than Socrates.
- He's funnier than any of the Marxes except Karl. (And maybe Shae.)
- Brad Pitt refuses to stand next to him for fear of looking frumpy.
- His semen cures cancer. (Or, if you don't have cancer, prevents it.)
And yet, despite all of that, he works as a Wal-Mart greeter and has to pay for his beef jerky with food stamps. Perhaps he will be properly appreciated by future generations.
Nice nod to Other Crap. I've been visiting this site for at least five years. Before that, I visited the Movie House every few days but I didn't know anything about the blog! I found it when the new reviews slowed down to a crawl and I started to wonder if they had moved somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteScoopy, why don't you have time for reviews anymore? I miss that time when Tuna and you wrote about all the new releases.
Sweet! at least a crap peddler like Paul E. Dangerously recognizes your genius! I discovered the Fun House back in '98, and was a paying member for about a year when it was first implemented, but have been a loyal follower since. Always appreciative of your efforts.
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