It is well known that I am an incredibly boring person and a total Scrooge about holidays, and I'm not unaware of it, but even I am embarrassed to admit that I've never enjoyed New Year's Eve in my entire adult life. Oh, I've tried. I've been alone at home. I've been out stag. I've been both in and out with a spouse and/or friends. I've been out with hot dates. I've celebrated New Year's Eve in several different countries, but it has always sucked. It's not my kind of holiday. It's just not designed for non-drinkers. When my girlfriend and her daughter went to Times Square on Dec 31, 1999 for the big millennium send-off, I stayed in the hotel and ordered room service. And as shitty a time as I had, I would not have traded with them. Nowadays, I just work on the annual nude scene list and wait for the night to end, as if i was sitting in the dentist's chair.Here's hoping it works out better for you!
Friday, December 31, 2010
New Year's Eve: Your Fantasy vs Reality
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This is the first year in at least five to ten years that I didn't sleep through it. The only reason why is because I was visiting with my nephews who are adults, but I agree if I didn't enjoy their company it would have been as much fun as watching a Lawrence Welk show...
ReplyDeleteAt least the chip and dip manufactures make good dime, the Walmart I visited tonight on the way home was literally cleaned out of chips.