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Weekly World News: "MOVE OVER, Osbournes! Terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has just inked a deal to star in his own reality TV show. The Qatar-based satellite television channel Al-Jazeera has agreed to allow the 9/11 mastermind to produce a half-hour show called The Bin Ladens that will air throughout the Middle East. " I'm waiting for the sitcom. "Osama, you got some 'splainin' to do!"