Tuesday, October 21, 2003

California comic eyed for Senate - can comedian Dennis Miller unseat Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer? If he chopped off any more democratic heads, we'd have to call him Robespierre. He'll make Boxer scurry around like a dancing cigarette pack girl in a room full of horny chain smokers. If his aspirations were any more melodramatic, Gaston Leroux would have written a story about them. Insert more obscure references here.

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