Thursday, October 30, 2003

Have you picked out your casket yet? If not, I think you may want to see this: The Kiss Kasket. "This is the ultimate KISS® collectible, " said Gene Simmons. "I love livin', but this makes the alternative look pretty damn good." Hell, I don't want a casket from someone who loves livin'. That's like buying a Walter Payton autographed baseball bat. Caskets are about death. I want one from someone who loves dyin'. Give me the Jim Morrison model.

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