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Prez in Topless Tabloid: The Washington Post says, "After coming to office with a vow to restore dignity to the White House, the president yesterday took a brief sabbatical from that effort". The President granted an exclusive interview to our favorite newspaper, the Sun tabloid, a paper which represents perhaps the greatest use of the English language since Shakespeare died. Rumor has it that Weekly World News is insanely jealous.