Other Crap

Birthday praise for N. Korea's Kim: North Korean publications describe Kim Jong Il as a Renaissance man who has flown fighter aircraft, written operas, and managed to shoot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf.

• It sure takes him a long time to play, however, because he has to walk up and see how every green breaks before he tees off. Of course, when other North Koreans play behind him they are not likely to tell him to speed up play.
• I want to know how he fucked up the other seven holes. Must have been a strong wind that day.
• If North Korea ever falls, those writers have a career lined up at Weekly World News.