Other Crap

The quotes of the day are found in this article by Bill Maher:

• "If the government forbids gay men from tying the knot with each other, what's their alternative? They can't all marry Liza Minnelli."
• "Homosexuality is NOT an abomination -- although that Boy George musical Rosie O'Donnell put on comes close."
• "They believe that if a gay man just devotes his life to Jesus, he'll stop being gay -- because the theory worked out so well with the Catholic priests."