Other Crap

Student senator motions to impeach himself! My kind of guy! When I was in college, I ran for the presidency of student government, and my only campaign promise was to abolish student government immediately. I proposed to take the student government budget and pay it back proportionally to each student in the form of an instant tuition re-imbursement. Even with no posters, I'm pretty sure I would have won on word-of-mouth alone, if I hadn't skipped all the debates in order to drink beer and play poker and watch Dark Shadows.