Other Crap

Beckham finds out that it is really complicated to be a gay guy. All of your signals are based on the color of your hankie, and the placement of the hankie on your body. There are millions of different combinations, and it takes years to learn gayness. They won't even let you be gay unless you get a really high score on the placement exam. Of course, if you mess up the written test, you might still pass the orals.