Thursday, April 22, 2004
In today's exciting Norwegian news: King of Norway claims to be cousin of John Kerry. Kerry is also related to several other phony-baloney European royal ugly dudes. Royalty expert says: «Even if many think that Bush is going to win, I would bet my money on Kerry. The royal rule always works. The candidate who has the most royal connections always wins. It is the most particular pattern, and this can’t be accidental». President Bush is a descendant of only two kings: Edward I of England, and Rupert Pupkin.
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