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Where are the penis puppeteers of the future to come from? In this crazy world or mass production and mass consumption, the gentleman craftsman is slowly dying away. Oh, those kids today! It just seems like no young people really care about penis puppetry any more. Such is the fate of all forms of "hand tooled" artistry, so to speak. At the current lack of interest, the entire craft - nay the ART - of penis puppetry could die out within the next five generations, to become a relic of the past, like Zorastrianism and liberal Republicans.