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Ali Landry's marriage to Mario Lopez went stale faster than an open bag of Doritos.The blink-and-you-missed-it union between the C-list couple is apparently over after Landry learned that Lopez was cheating on her. They were married two weeks, but Lopez didn't even wait that long to start the cheating. He cheated on her at his bachelor party! Watta guy. The duo's nuptials were filmed for a segment on the Oprah Winfrey Show, but the doomed ceremony won't be airing anytime soon, presumably because Lopez was hitting on the maids of honor.