Other Crap

Boy expelled for throwing pie too hard. An Ohio high school honor student who won a drawing allowing him to throw a pie in his principal's face was expelled until winter after allegedly throwing it too hard. And he might even face criminal charges. The principal's assault complaint has been referred to prosecutors.

• That school administrator's brain must have been damaged by pies thrown at last year's event. You have to assume that the administrator, not the kid, chose the pie to be thrown and the distance from which it would be thrown. So she chose a combination which, when thrown by a healthy young kid, could hurt her?
• "Here, Timmy, try some of Mom's Good Ol' Fashioned Cherry and Lead Pellet Pie. Mighty good eatin', and a killing machine!"
• I believe the courts will be able to base this ruling on the landmark decision: Soupy Sales vs The Board of Education