Sunday, May 30, 2004

Presidential hopeful John Kerry becomes King of the Cheeseheads.
  • Wow, he and I have a lot in common. When I lived in Norway, I became Sildekongen - The King of Herring. If he loses the election, Kerry and I can get together and rule Scandinavia - if we can just make an alliance with the King of Crispy Bread and the Duke of Open-Face Sandwiches.
  • Seriously, I liked Kerry better when he was just a Cheesehead Commoner. Since they made him king, he seems to be getting a big head.
  • "No matter what it means to the New England Patriots, ... you are looking at the biggest Cheesehead in America", said Kerry. Ya know, truer words were never spoken by a politician.

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