Mystery creature lurks in Central Maryland. Not even the experts can pin down what it is, even though it looks and moves exactly like a mangy hyena. (Hey, they didn't say they asked ANIMAL experts. They asked experts in medieval religion, Texas Hold 'Em poker, and Jaguar 12 cylinder engines. In general, those people were no help, except one of the medievalists thought the mystery beast looked like Satan.)
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