Golfers face new hazard - bullets. Reminds me of a true story. About ten years ago I'm working in Zimbabwe, doing a project for Mobil, and I'm trying to figure out how to pass the weekend. The travel agent in Harare asks me "golf, or Victoria Falls?" I respond, "Can't I do both? I thought there was a course near there." She says, "Yeah, nice course, very near, but closed because of the drought." I fall for the bait, "So, they can't keep the course watered? But isn't it on a river?". She responds, "No, you don't understand. Irrigation is no problem. The problem is that when we have a drought, the lions expand their feeding territory - to include the golf course." Now THAT's a hazard.
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