Other Crap

Here's something you don't read every day. "The current version of TEAM AMERICA is a guaranteed NC-17 with surprisingly graphic scenes of puppet sex... "

• I used to have sex with puppets. I really enjoyed it, but I had to give it up. You can't even imagine how much those splinters hurt.
• Matt and Trey - I love those guys! Unfortunately, they'll probably have to back off from that for a theatrical release, but will this be the best-ever DVD or what?