Martha Stewart may get to choose her own prison. Now if it were Pete Rose, and he got a choice of prisons, here's what he would do: (1) Publicly insist he was going to a minimum security prison like Danbury. (2) Bet on Devil's Island at 1000-1 (3) Choose Devil's Island. (4) Fail to claim his winnings on his tax return before actually beginning his sentence (5) be re-assigned to Danbury as a white collar tax criminal. (6) Have to pay back all the bets.
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