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Mountain Dew Pitch Black turns your poop green. Apparently the only known antidote is plenty of original Mountain Dew Green, which will turn your poop black again. The black-to-green-to-black-to-green human shit paradigm, commonly called The Porcelain Riddle, is one of life's long unsolved mysteries, comparable to the Mudd's Robots Paradox. Frankly, I'm not sure whether this is true, but I'm damn sure that I'm not going to test it personally. You guys drink all that Pitch Black crap and tell me how it comes out. So to speak.