The U.K. dedicates a war memorial to glow worms. Because they were not just any glow worms, but really feisty and courageous little anti-German glow worms, dammit! Without them, we'd have dropped the Big One to Kaiser Bill, old chap. Besides, you have to give worms a memorial stone, because you'd kill 'em if you pinned a medal on 'em. Of course, to be practical for a second, you could attach the medal to some eight pound test line, pin the medal on them, then use 'em for bait.
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