Other Crap

Well, there may still be a few key things to iron out in that UK-USA merger. British equivalent of the FCC rules that it's OK to give a pig a hand-job on TV.

• The Telly Lords (headed of course, by Telly Lord Savalas) wanted everyone to know that this was a very narrow ruling which did not apply to blow-jobs, or even to hand-jobs for other animals.
• Better than that, it only applies to "minor celebrities"! "British television watchdogs ruled today that a pig sexually pleasured on television by a minor celebrity did not feel degraded by the experience." Interesting legal distinction to specify "minor". I wonder if their ruling would have been different if it had been a major celebrity. As of now, the rule of thumb is this: (a) Pig hand-job from Roy "Chubby" Brown: OK. (b) Pig hand-job from Hugh Grant or Becks: right out.