In an announcement which is stunning the world, France has decided to change its name permanently to Stinkland. According to Council spokesperson Jacques Mouffette, "Our country is so well known for its pungent aromas -- our runny cheeses, spoiled meats, overflowing sewage systems, and citizens who don't bathe or use deodorant -- that we decided to capitalize upon it with the name change."
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