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Man, I love it when movies stink! It gives critics an outlet for their frustration. Alone in the Dark - 2% at Rotten Tomatoes, and an equally impressive 10/100 at Metacritic. To put that 10 at Metacritic into perspective, last year's worst film, Superbabies, scored a 9, and last year's Razzie favorite, Catwoman, scored a comparatively mammoth 27! In other words, it is only January, and we may already have the worst film of 2005!! If not, fasten your seat belt, Cubby, cuz' it's gonna be a long year.