Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Borowitz: FOX NEWS BUYS AL-JAZEERA. "Hannity and Hussein" Among New Network's Programs.
  • Television insiders were taken aback that the network whose motto is “We Report – You Decide,” would acquire a broadcast entity whose slogan is “Death to the Infidels.” But according to Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox parent company News Corporation, the merger was a natural because, in his words, “We took a look at their format and realized that it was almost identical to ours.”

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