Friday, February 04, 2005

Borowitz: MAN SUES McDONALD'S AND PARIS HILTON FOR MAKING HIM FAT AND STUPID. 47.2 Million Fat, Stupid Americans May Join Suit.
  • "Elsewhere, in yet another video hoax, the CIA now believes that the last tape of Osama bin Laden was actually Hokey Pokey Elmo."

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