Other Crap

BUSH ORDERS CAPE & CROWN: Prez calls for amendment to allow royal titles. This is actually a pretty funny article from Weekly World News.

• If you don't like it, Condi, why don't you move to Sri Lanka and see if you like it any better in tsunamiland? Don't forget your water wings."
• The 24-karat gold crown Bush found in a London, England, "monarchy supply house" catalog is studded with over 200 diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires that spell out the President's nickname, "DUBYA," in large letters on the front, and in smaller letters on the back, "FOREVER."
• The headpiece retails for a staggering $95 million, but it was on sale for $82.5 million -- a sum the Republican-controlled Congress quietly tacked on to a bill authorizing the expenditure of $1,247 to buy a flak jacket for a platoon of unprotected Marines to share in Iraq.