Jackie Stallone says she was going to phone the Queen to complain about the British press after she appeared in Celebrity Big Brother. Yeah, I did that quite a bit when I was stationed in London. "Hello, Buckingham Palace, is the Queen there, please? What do you mean 'who's calling?' Um, just tell her ... um ... Hugh Grant is on the line. Yeah, Hugh Grant, that's the ticket." It worked great, except that she'd always start talking dirty to me before she realized I wasn't really Hugh.
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