Thursday, February 24, 2005

Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left On Paris Hilton's Cell Phone
  • 10. "You probably don't remember me, but we had sex about 3 weeks ago."
  • 6. "It's Bill Clinton. I've been meaning to call you for some time."
  • 5. "Hey it's Pauly Shore--thanks for getting my name in the newspaper."
  • 4. "Sorry I missed you, you must be at work...just kidding."
  • 2. "You have a collect call from Dave Letterman, will you accept?"

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