- Appearing on the Arabic-language television network Al-Jazeera, a red-faced Mr. bin Laden acknowledged that the high-ranking terrorist known to his al-Qaeda comrades as Fawzi Khalid Al-Mutairi was actually Jeff Guckert, a male escort with no terrorist background whatsoever.
According to sources within the terror network, Mr. Guckert distinguished himself at press conferences by lobbing softball questions Mr. bin Laden’s way, such as, “Don’t you think it’s only a matter of time before we destroy the American infidels?” and “Isn’t it ironic that they call us evildoers when they are really the evil ones, and not us?”
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