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Swank and Blanchett have a date with Oscar! Neither showed any skin. The only skin among this year's ten femal enominees was Linney's brief flash in Kinsey and Portman's thonged bottom in Closer. But what have the ten nominees shown in the past? The answer is found in the Scoopy.com UNcoverage of Oscar night.

• Winslet, of course, is a Hall of Famer. Madsen did a lot of nudity in the 80s and early 90s. Bening chipped in with a couple of juicy roles in that same era. Linney waited until she was 40, but now seems to remove her clothing in every film. Staunton, Swank, Portman,and Blanchett have provided only brief glimpses of forbidden flesh. We are not aware of any nudity from Moreno or Okonedo