Sunday, March 20, 2005

Borowitz: BUSH OFFERS RETIREES OPTION OF SERVING IN IRAQ. Social Security Participants Given Wide Choice of Iraqi Cities to Patrol.
  • Mr. Bush added that the average retiree serving in Iraq would earn approximately $1500 a month, which would be boosted to $1800 if the retiree should stumble across weapons of mass destruction.


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