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The headline of the day comes early: Swiss Fighting Cows Face Drug Test. So in Switzerland you can attend a cow fight? Kinda handy. You don't really need a drink vendor in the stadium - if you're thirsty, just milk the contestants. Man that sounds so good I can't believe they don't mention it in the tourist brochures. "Let's get ready for some cow stomachs to RUMBLE." For sheer fightin' spirit, Rocky had the eye of the tiger, but Switzerland has the cold, lifeless stare of the dairy cow.