Other Crap

☎ Hear an actual recording of a woman in Los Angeles calling 911 to complain about Burger King not giving her a correct Western Barbecue Burger order.

• What?? If that isn't an emergency, then what is? Oh, wait. I know. The dispatcher said that the police wouldn't send anyone over a cheeseburger. But I'll bet it would have been an emergency if she wanted a Whopper and she couldn't have it her way!