Other Crap

NBC Pairs Jesus, Pill-Popping Priest in TV Pilot. I get it. And he's a South American priest named Jesus, so the show is called "Jesus and Jesus". Kidding aside, this is a real quote from an NBC executive: "If we do it right, with quality, I think there's millions and millions of people who would say, 'Hey, that's what I've been looking for on television.'" I can't attest to the "millions and millions," but it is certainly the catalyst I need to get me back to the tube. And who could argue with the casting of Garrett Dillahunt as Jesus? (Well, I was thinking Gilbert Gottfried.)