Weekly World News: "HOWARD STERN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008?" Howard vows to put the "fun" back in our citizen's fundamental human rights. I'd vote for him just on the basis of this one platform point: "The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) will be disbanded and complete freedom of expression will be allowed in all media." A more more interesting campaign promise is this: "Every woman who casts a Stern vote will be invited to the White House for a very special, private thank-you spanking -- or, as Stern refers to it, a Butt Bongo Fiesta."
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