Saturday, April 30, 2005

Borowitz: BIN LADEN SURFACES; WAS ON THE RUN FROM WEDDING FOR PAST FOUR YEARS
  • In an interview with reporters, the tearful madman admitted that the pressures of planning a formal wedding with over 200 terrorist guests caused him to crack under pressure. “I know this isn’t a good excuse, but catering a wedding that size in an underground cave was a logistical nightmare,” he said.

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