Other Crap

"If the Bush administration's plan to set up a base on the moon is to become a reality, scientists will first have to devise a way to deal with a tiny but ubiquitous enemy: lunar dust."

• Couldn't they just send scientists from Lubbock? Compared to that, the moon will seem like Tony Randall's house.
• Oh, wait. It just dawned on me that there might not be any scientists from West Texas.