Other Crap

We love this headline: "Ben looking for actors." "Ben Affleck is looking for two actors to take the leading roles in his big screen directorial debut. Affleck is adapting Dennis Lehane's best-selling book Gone, Baby Gone into a screenplay, as well as directing."

• I reckon his problem so far is that he does not actually recognize acting when he sees it, so he keeps trying to hire morticians and grocery baggers.