Tuesday, May 24, 2005

English Bookmakers call off bets based on Potter leak
  • The bookies were taking bets on which character would die in the next Potter book, until a rash of bets started to come in - all from the town where the book is being printed.
  • It seems that the dead character will be Harry himself. He is to die from injuries sustained while being sodomized by Dumbledore. Who would have guessed?

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