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Horrified University P.C. Police shut down student satire.

• Because going to college is all about learning to agree with the standard platitudes, dammit!
• "College administrators have been enthusiastic supporters of The Vagina Monologues and schools across the nation celebrate Vagina Day every year. But when students at Roger Williams University in Rhode Island rained on the celebrations of V-Day by inaugurating Penis Day and staging a satire called The Penis Monologues, the official reaction was horror! Two participating students, Monique Stuart and Andy Mainiero, have just received sharp letters of reprimand and have been placed on probation by the Office of Judicial Affairs. The costume of the P-Day mascot - a friendly looking penis named Testaclese, has been confiscated and is under lock and key in the office of the assistant dean of student affairs."
• The Dean declared, "It's great to use imagination and enterprise and think for yourselves, kids, as long as I agree with those thoughts! If not, yer fuckin' outta here."
• If Voltaire had gone to that college, he'd have been expelled. Or, as a very wise man once said, "Voltaire can suck on my balls"