Batman Begins, as seen through the powerful gaze of filmdom's only true genius, El Sucio. He didn't like it.
- "Batman Begins is all about overreaching, trying to turn kid's stuff into grown up's stuff. Those dumbasses want to pretend to tell a poignant and powerful tale when what they have is a guy who dresses like a bat and fights bad guys in bad Mexican wrestling masks all fancied up with simplistic psychobabble."
- "The fanboys have beat the shit out of poor Batman for years, dressing him up in ever darker and more lugubrious histories in order to justify their own refusal to mature. Rather than move on, they just keep redressing Batman."
- "Katie Holmes is so damn lost she looks like she'd say yes if a gay scientologist asked her to marry him."
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