Other Crap

Borowitz: IRAN SAYS IT IS BUILDING MOST PEACEFUL NUCLEAR WEAPON EVER ... Nuke Experts Skeptical of President-elect's Claim

• “The nuclear bomb we are currently building is for display purposes only.”
• "Elsewhere, in his most gloomy assessment to date, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the insurgency in Iraq could last longer than Cher’s Farewell Tour."