Other Crap

Here is AFI's full list of the 100 Great Movie Quotes. I'm still waiting for the top 100 quotes from porn films named after regular films (like "Sperms of Endearment"). Here are some of my favorites:

• "Show me the Cunny"
• "I love the smell of my palm in the morning"
• "I am big! It's the pictures of me that got small."
• "Use my teeth? You can't handle the tooth!"
• "You just put your lips together and blow. Wait. Never mind the together part."
• "If you dildo it, he will come."
• "Say hello to my little friend! Keep talkin'"
• "Here's Johnny ... Wadd!"
• "OK, a wire hanger might work"