Borowitz:
GUANTANAMO TO HOLD REPORTERS ... New York Times's Judith Miller Gitmo Bound
- "Bowing to congressional critics who have pushed for a shutdown of the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo, the White House today announced that the facility would no longer house enemy combatants but would instead be used to hold reporters who refuse to identify their sources. Vice President Dick Cheney made the announcement, calling the decision to reinvent Guantanamo as a detention center for journalists a 'win-win situation.'”
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